Share a Metaphor = Win The Forever Workshop & Sub Club For Life
Flabber our gasts with your best figurative language
Writing is a hall of mirrors.
Writing is a head full of rocks.
Writing is a giant squid lurking in the midnight zone. Majestic, terrifying, and elusive. Rarely glimpsed — or found in pieces, washed up on the beach…
Okay, maybe that one got away from me.
But METAPHORS, baby. They’re magic, right? And we want to read yours!
Share a Metaphor = Win The Forever Workshop & Sub Club For Life
Share your best original metaphor in the comments below for a chance to win lifetime premium memberships to The Forever Workshop and our sister stack: Sub Club1
Your metaphor could be from a work-in-progress, a finished piece of writing, published, unpublished, or completely made up on the fly — so long as it’s yours it’s all good.
We’ll pick our 5 favourites at the end of the month and bequeath the winners a metaphorical rabbit hole of writerly riches…
The fine print:
One entry/metaphor per person
Original metaphors only — and pls don’t use AI, for the sake of all our souls
Contest deadline is 31 Aug (and we’ll notify the winner by 8 Sept)
Open to Forever Workshop subscribers only (both free and paid!)
P.S. Check your metaphors
To give yourself the best chance of winning, make sure you know the difference between a metaphor and a simile… (a metaphor makes a direct comparison between two things; a simile compares one thing to another using “as” or “like”)
Behold: the metaphor
“Language is a house on fire.”
— Ilya Kaminsky, Deaf Republic
Behold: the simile
Language is like a house on fire.
Language is as wild and changeable and all-consuming and powerful and capable of destruction and lots of other fiery things as a house on fire.
(Just doesn’t hit quite the same, does it? Sorry for ruining your work, Ilya.)
For more metaphorical tips, get a free 101 primer on how to craft a killer metaphor in this month’s Forever Workshop: Mastering the Metaphor with
.Now throw some clever words at us:
THE PRIZES!
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Fascism is a red velvet cake, pretty on the outside with no flavor.
His heart was a seven-layer bean dip made with day-old guacamole.